gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
halloween?? nah son, over here we only celebrate hellaween
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
holy shit i just spat out my drink everywhere
i am done with this website
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.
FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
I put in my two week notice to CVS tonight. That felt great. About 3 and a half years too late, but I’m so happy now.